You the man george!

For 85 hours straight last week,
George Hood rode on a stationary bike.
He denied himself sleep. He hallucinated.
He moved 1,082 miles, purely in theory.
But when he stopped pedaling, his long
trip going nowhere in fact landed him
in two places: on a soon-to-appear page
in the Guinness World Records book,
and on a gurney bound for an Illinois hospital.
You the man George! Seriously!

Wow, I lead an incredibly boring life in comparison to this guy!