thanks for writing on my car...

Someone was nice enough to write profane words across the side of my car IN PERMANENT MARKER on Friday night. It's good to know there still incredibly spineless subhuman degenerates who can't say things to peoples faces and have to write them on the side of cars. Thanks for attributing to the surplus population.

I actually do listen when people talk to me. Ahhhhh....
I feel better now. Actually I really don't care who did it. Thanks for giving me extra work to do.
To all of the kind people in the world, thank you for making my world a better place. I'm just mad that someone would do something like this to me.

I guess I'm too white and nerdy...